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Ralph Ferrett, Male, 33,
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Officially Not Fat

Slim me with clearly defined Jaw bone and everyfink!

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“Who ate none of the pies
Who ate none of the pies…..”

Fat holiday snap.

Ealier this year I visit the Doctor about (amongst other things, I am a massive hypochondriac) a vague feeling that I was starting to get a little fleshy. I had just seen some holiday snaps form when me and my brother went to see the olds in Portugal and frankly it was hard to pretend that I wasn’t well, frankly, a bloater. I am a vain, vain man who really likes few things

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