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Chicken and Chickpea curry

Serves 2

I don’t normally eat meat on school nights preferring to save it for the weekend. But I had a couple of chicken breasts that needed using and there was a tin of chickpeas on the side so I decided to experiment. Also I had bought some fresh tumeric root from the funky “world veg” aisle in the newly refurbished Morrisons supermarket I was dying to use. Never actually had it before so this was a bit of a shot in the dark TBH.

I have to say I was pretty pleased with my ad libbed attempt. Obviously the more you cook currys the better feel you have for it. And whilst this is ostensibly a Lunchtime Legend original it is of course heavily influenced by other peoples recipes.

It looked a lot more orange IRL

Ingredients

1 ½ Onions
400g Tin chickpeas
400g Light coconut milk*
Half a pint of chicken stock
2 Chicken breasts diced
Handful sultanas
4 Large cloves garlic
5 Dried bird eye chillis
1 ½ Inch grated fresh ginger
About a thumb head of chopped tumeric root
1 tsp Brown mustard seed
1 tsp Coriander seed
1 tsp Cumin seed
Seeds from 3 cardomon pods crushed
¼ tsp Tamarind concentrate
Large handful fresh coriander
Salt
Pepper

*TBH it would obviously be loads nicer with full fat coconut milk so if you are not a diet obsessive like I am use that.

Method

Slice onions into long but thing strips, lightly fry for a couple of minutes until soft but not coloured. Set aside.

In pan heat some oil (I used groundnut) and add the garlic, tumeric root, chopped bird eye chillis and ginger and lightly fry for about a minute or two. Slightly crush the mustard seeds in a pestle and mortar and add to the pan turning up the heat. Mix in and leave for a minute or so until seeds start to pop. Meanwhile crush the coriander, cumin and cardomon seeds. Add to mix and cook for a further minute or so having turned the heat down slightly. Re-add the onions and the chicken and mix up until the chicken pieces are nicely covered in spicey mix then add the chicken stock, coconut milk and all the other ingredients holding back half the fresh coriander to serve. Bring to boil then turn down heat and simmer for 15 minutes. Serve with your choice of rice or breads and some lager. Et Viola!

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Inauthentic Teriyaki Beef Noodles

Serves 2

Been increasingly getting into Japanese tucka of late. I had, from Marks and Sparks a Teriyaki Beef wrap thingy when at Conference in Bournemouth last week and it inspired me to have a go at making a Teriyaki dish myself.

Teriyaki Beef

Sauce

1 ½ Inch grated ginger.
2 big cloves of garlic crushed or chopped.
3 dried bird eye chillies finely chopped (i’ll use 4 next time)
4 Tbsp Dark Soy
2 Tbsp Light Soy
2 Tbsp Mirin
2 Tbsp Honey
1 Tbps Sesame Oil
Zest and Juice of one lime
Handful of fresh coriander finely chopped.

1 Lean Steak cut into small thin strips
1 Pak Choi
1 Red Pepper
4 Spring onions sliced diagonally
200g dried rice noodles
Coriander to serve

Put it all the sauce ingredients in a non stick pan and cook on a low-medium heat until reduced to a nice thick goey substance. Keep on a low heat.

Cut the red peppers into short thin strips and briefly stir fry and put aside. Similarly half the pak choi leaves (thirds for the larger leavers) straight down the middle and also quickly fry till the green bit is just starting to wilt and put aside.

Cook the noodles (rice noodles cook pretty quickly) and plate up the noodles, red peppers, pak choi and spring onion.

Now heat up the Teriyaki sauce until it is hot, add the beef strips and stir quickly until all covered. I like beef pretty rare so for me this is a 20 second jobbie then the beef is put on top of the noodles and veg. If you are a god forsaken philistine who like to ruin beef by over cooking then knock yourself out and cook it for longer. However it won’t taste as nice that is a stone cold fact! Garnish with a little chopped coriander and viola!

Hope you enjoy as much as I did. Personally next time I will put another Bird Eye chilli in as i’d have like the dish to be a little bit more fierce.

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Mass Effect 3 Ending Controversy

Mass Effect 3

Ok so this is a SPOILER FILLED BLOGPOST. I am giving away key plot points right from the get go. So if you don’t want to know what has happened move away now. Really sod off.

 

Because SPOILERS AHOY!

 

 

Still here? Righty ho then, it has clearly aroused an incredible amount of debate and controversy. And as there are a fair few gaming fans I know I thought I’d write a blog about it.

 

Mass Effect 3

Well first things first I don’t think the end is anywhere near as bad as some people seem to be

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Vitali, Chisora and Haye

Del Boy Chisora

Quite often when watching a sporting game of some sort, with real high quality, some insufferably smug git (often me TBH) will say something along the lines of “Football/Cricket/Kabaddi was the real winner”.  I think it is fair to say that no one will be saying that about boxing after the events leading up to, and after the fight in Munich last night.

Del Boy Chisora

It would be probably dishonest to pretend that “shenanigens” and the sense of danger wasn’t a part of the appeal of the sport of boxing,

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Smoked Mackerel and Potato Curry

Mackerel and Potato Curry

Decided a bit of an experiment was in order with some Smoked Mackerel I had that needed using up. Would it be ok in a curry? I decided to fearlessly try basing my dish losely on a Goan Fish curry I made for some pals just before new year.

 

Mackerel and Potato Curry

 

Ingredients

1 Packet Smoked Mackerel

2 Onions roughly diced

2 Medium Sized Potatos

1 400ml Tin of Coconut Milk

150ml Passata

1 Golf Ball Grated Gineger

5-6 Cloves Garlic

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Super Mario?

Why always him?

 
Anyone who follows me on Twitter, or is a friend on Facebook will know I am a big fan of Mario Balotelli. The man is box office and as a top flight neutral I can’t help loving everything about the circus that goes with Mario Balotelli.

Yesterday, in a cracking game at the Etihad, Balotelli was once again at the centre of attention, plus ça change. He has be embroiled in a stamping controversy and I thought I would have my 2 cents. Now before I start I want to make

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Officially Not Fat

Slim me with clearly defined Jaw bone and everyfink!

“Who ate none of the pies
Who ate none of the pies…..”

Fat holiday snap.

Ealier this year I visit the Doctor about (amongst other things, I am a massive hypochondriac) a vague feeling that I was starting to get a little fleshy. I had just seen some holiday snaps form when me and my brother went to see the olds in Portugal and frankly it was hard to pretend that I wasn’t well, frankly, a bloater. I am a vain, vain man who really likes few things

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Tarragon and Dijon Chicken with Tagliatelle

This was awesome!

 

 

I had some fresh Tarragon left over from cooking (extremely nice) Haddock Provençal the other day and thus was seeking an appropriate nice use for it that fitted in with my low cholesterol diet.

The following is basically an amalgamation of about three or four different recipes and some suggestions off twitter. Should serve two.

 

This was awesome!

 

Ingredients

3 Chicken Breasts

3 Large cloves Garlic

Lemon Juice

Tarragon

1 Onion

Dijon Mustard

Reduced fat Crème Fraiche

Black Pepper

Cherry Tomatoes

Olive Oil

Tagliatelle

 

In a roasting dish liberally pour some olive

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My take on Google Plus

What all the fuss is about!

What all the fuss is about!

 

So this Google Plus is the new black right? I may not be a devoted follower of fashion, but as a full on Neophile I cannae resist a new technology-ey thing! And seeing as all the cool kids are on Google Plus (all right none of the cool kids, but all the geeks, nerds and internet weirdos are!) I was desperate to give it a go.

Thanks to an internet pal Mr603 of Unmemorable Title, an SEO guru (Yay!) and a big Leeds United fan

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Phone Hacking, Tabloids and Collusion

Charles Foster Kane

 

Like pretty much everyone else I have been utterly astonished, horrified and disgusted by the recent “News of the world” hacking allegations. It beggars belief that something so crass and awful could have happened. In pursuit of a gutter press story giving false hope to the parents of a missing girl.

Being a politico, a blogger, a follower of the media and a subscriber to Private Eye I have been following this story with interest for quite some time, and been pretty disappointed that the story didn’t capture the popular imagination

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