Tories = Dark Lords of the Sith?

Special thanks to my friend Matthew Travis for pointing this out to me. It appears from this irrefutable documentary evidence that Francis Maude and Emporer Palpatine/Darth Sidious are in fact one and the same person.

See for yourself, here are some pictures of Palpatine/Sidious:-

Emporer Palpatine

Darth Sidious

Now let us compare this to Some pictures of Francis Maude:-

Former Tory Chairman Francis Maude

Apparently both Michael Gove, and George Osborne applied to become Sith Lords but were denied entry on the grounds that they were far, far to evil to actually be admitted!